You Got Sassed

There’s so much going on in the world of ridiculous dance films right now, I knew we needed a post about the sass that ABOUNDS in dance movies.

Let’s start with the master, the one true king, recently dubbed “Our Lord and Savior” by Best Week Ever, #1 on my “Celebrities For Whom I Would Leave Any Man” list, Mr. Peter Gallagher.
Mmm, mmm. Get a load of those brows. Why should Peter Gallagher be so prominently featured in the dance post, you ask? Well, 1) I’m unabashedly biased, and 2) He’s in both Center Stage AND Center Stage 2, so that’s got to count for something.

Center Stage (hands down the best/worst dance movie in existence) also has plenty of sass from its dancing cast members. Observe:

Ethan Stiefel exudes sass on a motorcycle.

“I am the BEST GODDAMN DANCER in the American Ballet Academy. Who the hell are you? NOBODY.”

 
Zoe Saldana’s Eva Rodriguez is arguably the sassiest character in the movie…

But Sascha Radetsky’s Charlie offers the critical line of the film: “Whatever you feel, just DANCE it.”

Center Stage: Turn It Up, while also featuring the beauty of P.Galls, pales in comparison to the original, both in plot and in sass. Not to worry, because there are tons of other sassy dance films.

Linde and I both have an unhealthy love for You Got Served. Not only is it full of B2K dance battle goodness, but it certainly has the sassiest title of any dance film in existance.

Some girls just don’t know when to go home & stop acting like a ho.

  
And we all know how hardcore dancing-in-the-rain montages can show a dancer’s true skills.

 
The inclusion of Lil’ Kim in any cast automatically increases its sass factor.

Finally, let’s talk about the dance fabulousness coming out this summer. Step Up 3D is the next film in a franchise chock-full of sass.

From Step Up 2 The Streets. See what I mean about the rain, y’all?

I won’t lie, I’ve got a teeny tiny crush on Adam Sevani as Moose. HE’S 18 NOW, OKAY?

 
Step Up 3D features A WALL FULL OF STEREOS. I think this has to be an excellent example of interior sassoration.

And finally, FINALLY, I’ve saved the best for last, you guys. As cross-promotion for Step Up 3D, Hulu has teamed up with Jon Chu to create THE MOST UTTERLY RIDICULOUS DANCE EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE—The LXD: The Legion of Extraordinary Dancers. I know we’re only a few webisodes in so far, but I have yet to see this show make any sense at all. I wish I were lying when I said that some of the dancers GET THEIR POWER FROM MAGICAL PACKING PEANUTS. What a hot mess.

You can’t make this shit up.

Sorry to Leave You Hangin' Brow

Thanks to Charley for pointing out that I forgot to mention the ever-so-handsome Lee Pace in my sassy eyebrows post. Though he's no Peter Gallagher...who is really...this sexy man definitely has some sass.
I totes saw him on the subway in January, in his tall sassy eyebrow-ed glory! I hope he gets a new gig after Pushing Daisies is defunct. Primetime TV, especially ABC will be in need of some similar sass and sex appeal to get me interested again.
Nathan Fillion? Hmmm, maybe Castle, but he should look into some brow powder before he steps to me. Still, the sideways glance is quite sassy, but more on that another time.

A Fine Brow-Mance

While Tara illuminated how one's fingers can convey sass, a lot of times the sassy face and look is complemented with some sassy eyebrows.

Brian starts back at 1 with a lifted brow.
Result: He crosses my mind any and everytime, like The Rock (Dwayne Johnson).
Some ladies got the thick sassy brows down too, from classic Hollywood stars like Audrey Hepburn and Elizabeth Taylor.
To Bollywood great Kajol, who rocks some thick brows, well almost a unibrow to be precise, with some sexiness, fierceness, and mos def some sass.
But I think Tara and I can agree that when it comes to eyebrows, no one does it better and with more sass than the indelible Peter Gallagher.