Don’t You Mess Around With Me

Plainly stated, Pat Benatar is a fucking badass. One of the awesomest ladies of 80’s rock, she had it all—insane amounts of eyeshadow, sassy brows, and a perfectly pouty scowl.

With all due respect to my manbrow lover Peter Gallagher (and we all know how much I love that man), the brows don’t have to be like big manly sexy caterpillars to have the sass.

Everybody knows that both hands mussing up your hair means that you mean business.

And finally, some awesome pseudo-hooker sass, complete with the sassy tits shimmy. It’s a real thing, promise. Google it.
Side note: I think the hooker pal on Pat’s left has a broken arm. Sass in a cast, boys.

Sorry to Leave You Hangin' Brow

Thanks to Charley for pointing out that I forgot to mention the ever-so-handsome Lee Pace in my sassy eyebrows post. Though he's no Peter Gallagher...who is really...this sexy man definitely has some sass.
I totes saw him on the subway in January, in his tall sassy eyebrow-ed glory! I hope he gets a new gig after Pushing Daisies is defunct. Primetime TV, especially ABC will be in need of some similar sass and sex appeal to get me interested again.
Nathan Fillion? Hmmm, maybe Castle, but he should look into some brow powder before he steps to me. Still, the sideways glance is quite sassy, but more on that another time.

Really. Who else could make a mullet both sassy AND sexy?

Have mercy.

Turning it loose. Footloose.

I admit that I may be a bit biased, given my deep and everlasting love for K.Log, but really--this beautiful man has such enduring sass. He's so much more than just alright. Give yourself more credit, Ken.

Classic. And lordy, what glorious hair.


Bringing it full circle--old man sass with the eyebrows to boot.


He's even passed on the Loggins sass to his son Crosby. Need I mention that he has also passed on the Loggins stone foxiness?

A Fine Brow-Mance

While Tara illuminated how one's fingers can convey sass, a lot of times the sassy face and look is complemented with some sassy eyebrows.

Brian starts back at 1 with a lifted brow.
Result: He crosses my mind any and everytime, like The Rock (Dwayne Johnson).
Some ladies got the thick sassy brows down too, from classic Hollywood stars like Audrey Hepburn and Elizabeth Taylor.
To Bollywood great Kajol, who rocks some thick brows, well almost a unibrow to be precise, with some sexiness, fierceness, and mos def some sass.
But I think Tara and I can agree that when it comes to eyebrows, no one does it better and with more sass than the indelible Peter Gallagher.

Old Man Sass

Like MJ's classic sass, Alan Rickman like a fine wine and Christina Aguilera keeps gettin' better.
He is the ultimate combination of sassy and pensive.
An oldie but definitely a bestie.

Boy Band Sasstacular

I was going to focus this post on the supreme sass of NKOTB, but there were too many other excellent faces that I couldn't pass up...So here it is, the BOY BAND SASSTACULAR [Note: Were I more motivated, I would make that text sparkly and fansitey in some way, but...I'm not. Use your imagination, kids].

Jordan Knight even has the sassy finger.


Brian is totally hating on Nick's sass level.


It appears that the Nicks are generally the sassiest in their groups.


JT--Sassy, or deeply disturbing? You tell me.


Honestly, did you expect me to make a boy band post without Hanson? Sadly, Zac and Isaac need to step up their game, but Taylor's got that shit down.