Kick Your Game, Ladies

In order to complement Tara's Boy Band Sasstacular, I wanted to give my ladies some love. Back in my freshman year of college we had an early '90s party which I still have some great pictures from, c/o Chris.
That's Lauren and Dave as Milli Vanilli (With some sass, no?) in my freshman year room. I of course wanted to be Left-Eye (R.I.P.) and Tara wanted to be T-Boz...ok, we didn't have a Chilli, then again Chris was Kris Kross by himself, so we were working with limitations. Regardless, I have a love for TLC that goes back to my childhood, and I was super happy that Tara was into them just as much as I was if not more. I mean c'mon, these women were not only CrazySexyCool, but SASSY.
Much like another hot trio, Salt-n-Pepa.
Nothing says sassy like a bare midriff and a casual pose. Then again it doesn't hurt if you're a dolled-up bombshell, or four of them, like the ladies of En Vogue.
But the Brit gals give us some sass we can feel too, with the GIRL POWER-screaming Spice Girls.

Charley swears that if you focus on Posh in this 2 Become 1 video you will see the sass in full effect. Then again she's got the look when she's selling Pepsi too.
Those are some sassy fingers! Plus the ladies proved they could still be spicy and sassy, even after Geri left. Holler!
It's maybe not a Pat Benatar tits shimmy, but a firm ass grab and a thrust of the chest definitely is a show of some sass, though maybe here it's more out of desperation than proclaiming confidence. Still the Spice Girls were formative in allowing the sass of other tamer Brit girl groups like All Saints to gain (short-lived) fame.
In '90s fashion, these ladies show that sass comes in baggy carpenter jeans, but don't forget your crop top! These ladies know where it's at, wanna let you know, and do it with sass.

LDP: Love Dat Pose

So aside from the fierce Pat who plays like she's in the sex trade and Snoop who still is, despite his mad money from records, Lou Diamond Phillips, also the name of Tara's kitty, shows us in his movies that you can be "wholesome" and still be sexy and sassy - it's all in the pose.
Like Taylor Hanson, Lou's Ritchie shows that pop and sassy can be easily married. In La Bamba, he plays good boy pop star Ritchie Valens, who despite his fame always has his family's back, even his bad boy big brother Bob (Check that alliteration!), played by Esai Morales, who's lookin' super sassy below.
Even when Lou plays more of a bad boy himself, here a gang member, he's quick to reform and move on to higher learning as he rocks the AP Calculus exam, and all with some sass!
Thank you Edward James Olmos! Take it from a pro who knows - the sass - it's all in the pose.

Don’t You Mess Around With Me

Plainly stated, Pat Benatar is a fucking badass. One of the awesomest ladies of 80’s rock, she had it all—insane amounts of eyeshadow, sassy brows, and a perfectly pouty scowl.

With all due respect to my manbrow lover Peter Gallagher (and we all know how much I love that man), the brows don’t have to be like big manly sexy caterpillars to have the sass.

Everybody knows that both hands mussing up your hair means that you mean business.

And finally, some awesome pseudo-hooker sass, complete with the sassy tits shimmy. It’s a real thing, promise. Google it.
Side note: I think the hooker pal on Pat’s left has a broken arm. Sass in a cast, boys.